The One In The Middle (Is The Green Kangaroo)

shut up and get in the pouch.

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eldochflamma:

a-singer-of-songs:

capbrolet:

syrisa:

contemporaryelfinchild:

doctormemelordmd:

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

Finally Maedhros can go out in public in a nice dress and not show off his ankles like some Taniquetil Tart


Fëanorian Summer Chic

#i am so sorry fandom#i am so very sorry
CAIT WHY ARE YOU SORRY.
I nearly spit my vegetable wrap on my computer.
NEVER BE SORRY THIS IS FANTASTIC AND HILARIOUS.

Fingon, on the other hand:

eldochflamma:

a-singer-of-songs:

capbrolet:

syrisa:

contemporaryelfinchild:

doctormemelordmd:

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

Finally Maedhros can go out in public in a nice dress and not show off his ankles like some Taniquetil Tart

Fëanorian Summer Chic

CAIT WHY ARE YOU SORRY.

I nearly spit my vegetable wrap on my computer.

NEVER BE SORRY THIS IS FANTASTIC AND HILARIOUS.

Fingon, on the other hand:

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braidedribbon asked: The Fool and The World

The Fool: Something you’ve always wanted to try 

I’ve always wanted to try extreme dirt bike racing. It isn’t possible- i don’t have the balance, the frame, or the experience necessary- but it always looks so awesome. 

The World- your dream job 

Being paid to write books. This gives me solid deadlines and time to sleep and go “I don’t wanna” over and over again until someone points out that I have to. 

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Anonymous asked: *chuckles at the moon answer* You're very cute~ *pokes cheek* (Oh, if you don't mind, may I draw a lil comic of chapter 10 from you ..'Of Eol' ? It strikes me really badly..)

Nope, Anon, I don’t mind in the slightest! Let me know when/if it’s done so I can fawn over it~

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Anonymous asked: Assumption: You think that Dragons are the best mythological creatures

True. 

Good dragons, bad dragons, dragons based on insects, dragons based on cats, dragons who can be human and dragons who are mindless eating machines- ancient guardians of knowledge or greedy gold-loving bastards, they’re all awesome. 

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quadradaz asked: the chariot. the hermit. justice

The Chariot: a prize you’ve won 

I haven’t won many prizes in my life, simply because I don’t participate in many contests, but I did win a copy of AM Holmes’ short stories for writing the creepiest horror story. 

Spoiler: people get eaten. 

The Hermit: favorite way to spend the day alone 

Laying in bed on the internet. Alternately, doing humdrum tasks around the house and THEN laying in bed on the internet, feeling accomplished. 

Justice: a decision you wish you could do over 

There is a person I wish I had never met and never talked to. If I could go back and do it again, I would cut off all contact with them, entirely without regrets. 

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Anonymous asked: Tarot ask : The Moon

The Moon: Something you fear 

Okay, Anon. 

Not gonna lie.

Automatic car washes. 

They scare the shit out of me. I don’t know why. When I was a child I cried the entire time when my mother made the mistake of driving through one while I was with her. I had entirely forgotten about this fear until we took a car through the wash when I moved back from the midatlantic. My mother watched me sink so low in the seat I was nearly under the dashboard and said, “Still scared?” 

Yes. Yes indeedy.

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