The One In The Middle (Is The Green Kangaroo)

shut up and get in the pouch.

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jcatgrl:

noblealice:

ugh, like there is LITERALLY no canonical evidence for the ~han solo: space womanizer~ head canon. like, when he first meets the ONE female character in the entire series that he interacts with he is GROUCHY and SHOUTY at her, not sauve and dashing. she thinks he…

For serious.

Like, take your Han Solo Don Juan headcanon and go home and be sad. 

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misscharlottebell:

It’s come to my attention that several of my followers are only interested in my physical appearance. In order to remind all of you that I am, in fact, a breathing human with feelings and interests of my own, I am posting this picture of myself with no makeup, unshowered, and in my PJs. I would like to invite those of you who are interested in actually getting to know me to stay and the rest of you can please leave. I don’t need a filter to be beautiful. I don’t need makeup to fulfill anyone’s expectations. #selfie #selflove #goaway #imdamncute #kbye #loveyourself #andforgeteveryoneelse

So if you’re seriously only following someone because they’re attractive, that’s..kind of shallow. 
I’m not talking about following someone caus’ they’re cute,  like ‘aw they post cute things and talk about adorable stuff and I want to hang out with them’ I mean if they post selfies and you think ‘hey I would like to bang that person I will follow them even though I have no interest in anything else they do because it helps fulfill my personal fantasies and then I’m dumb enough to maybe mention it to them’ then you would be better served on a dating site.
Tumblr makes a really shitty dating site. 

misscharlottebell:

It’s come to my attention that several of my followers are only interested in my physical appearance. In order to remind all of you that I am, in fact, a breathing human with feelings and interests of my own, I am posting this picture of myself with no makeup, unshowered, and in my PJs. I would like to invite those of you who are interested in actually getting to know me to stay and the rest of you can please leave. I don’t need a filter to be beautiful. I don’t need makeup to fulfill anyone’s expectations. #selfie #selflove #goaway #imdamncute #kbye #loveyourself #andforgeteveryoneelse

So if you’re seriously only following someone because they’re attractive, that’s..kind of shallow. 

I’m not talking about following someone caus’ they’re cute,  like ‘aw they post cute things and talk about adorable stuff and I want to hang out with them’ I mean if they post selfies and you think ‘hey I would like to bang that person I will follow them even though I have no interest in anything else they do because it helps fulfill my personal fantasies and then I’m dumb enough to maybe mention it to them’ then you would be better served on a dating site.

Tumblr makes a really shitty dating site. 

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jamesfactscalvin:

officialnatasharomanoff:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that

(Source: reservoir-of-blood, via godspeedboomchicken)

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