Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS
I tried so hard and got so faaar, but in the end, it doesn’t even matterrrr
God bless him.
Tiny snake is happy to see large leaf.
Snake stop eating that leaf.
NEIN.
No snake really-
I WILL NEVER SURRENDER.
Okay fine I’m gonna put your picture on the internet and all your friends are gonna laugh at you.
I made Medic!Loki, so then I made more. I also got kinda lazy towards the end (Soldier, Sniper, Admin :U)
Clearly I have nothing to do these days.
OH MY GOD.
very good
CAPTAIN SCOUT HELL YA
I still say Medic makes more sense as Nick Fury.
“Ja, I acknowledge zat ze council has reached a decision, but seeing as it is a dummkophf decision, I have elected to ignore it.”
Particularly when it comes to people being all ‘weh weh weh all powerful god my darling’ over Movie!Loki.
So did you all notice
or did you like miss
that part
where the Hulk
throws Loki around like a dog would a chewtoy?
Because if you didn’t understand that the whole purpose of that scene was to point out that without magic and trickery, Loki’s pretty much just a skinny douchebag who can be torn to shreds by a giant green rage monster or even a really determined guy with a gun
you should probably hand in your fancard.
I don’t know maybe you were all busy going “MY BABY” really loud or something.
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so i guess this is a post i made last night
I am reblogging this so I can show it to my roommate, whose entire party always died of dysentery.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF IT’S LIKE
SHANG HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE BEAST
HE WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE SPELL
BUT
BUTBUT
Looovveee triaannnggglleee
I wish I had big boobies
Same.
…allow me to respectfully disagree.
er, trust me, you don’t want them. medium-sized, okay, but big? no.
LET ME WRITE FOR YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
BACK PAIN.
THEY AREN’T PERKY. THAT’S A FUCKING LIE LET ME TELL YOU.
THEY SAG.
LIKE A MOFO.
AND YOU ARE WALKING AROUND WITH THESE HUGE SAGGY WEIGHTS ON YOUR CHEST THAT YOU HAVE TO ADJUST
ALL DAY
ALL
FUCKING
DAY
BECAUSE THEY DON’T STAY PUT LIKE LITTLE BOOBS DO OH NO
THEY GOTTA MOVE
THEY GOTTA RUN
THEY GONNA DANCE IF THEY WANT TO
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY’RE LIKE ‘WELL THIS WAS FUN’
AND YOU’RE LIKE ‘FUCK YOU MAN’
AND THEN YOU SLEEP IN A BRA
BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T
ONE PULLS TO THE LEFT
THE OTHER PULLS TO THE RIGHT
AND YOU WIND UP SPINNING CIRCLES ALL NIGHT LIKE A WIND TURBINE.
IT’S FUN.
TRY IT.
okay I’m done with my all caps.
Pangolins are such an unfortunately obscure mammal.
Pangoleeeen!
I find the way it is walking to be disproportionally creepy. like, it is running headlong into battle and should have a little saddle mounted on its back with a squirrel in it wearing a helmet.
Because the media reacts like this when we’re less than perfect. Because our emotional range gets stunted and limited.
Because so many aspects of our culture normalize rape on a subconscious level.
Because Kansas and Arizona pass bills that allows the beliefs of a doctor or pharmacist to trump the health of a woman. And because fetuses are becoming increasingly more important than the woman carrying them.
Because a state representative can compare a woman giving birth to livestock.
Because legislature that criminalizes pregnancy and abortion are being forced into discussion again and again.
Because the rest of the world wants to know why American women aren’t angrier.
Because of bills that limit the time frame of my choices.
Because for some reason, religion is a legitimate reason to interfere in my uterus.
Because the Protect Life Act even exists.
Because women who miscarry or lose their babies are being charged with murder.
Because a woman who tried to commit suicide while pregnant was jailed and charged with feticide.
Because mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasound probes are legally defined as rape.
Because ectogenesis technology could further remove birthing rights from a mother.
Because programs like this even have to exist.
Because birth control is suddenly a religious issue. Because women can be fired for using birth control as a contraceptive. Because the benefits of no-cost or inexpensive birth control are overlooked. Because ignorance necessitates posts like this.
Because again and again, organizations like the Medicaid Woman’s Health Program are seen as unnecessary. Because even the Susan G. Komen Foundation tried to stop funding Planned Parenthood. And if you think we’re past that, think again.
Because America ranks among a very small number of countries that don’t have paid, mandatory pregnancy leave. In fact, women routinely get forced out of their jobs for being pregnant.
Because public discourse from men like Rush Limbaugh is insulting and misogynistic and goes mostly unpunished.
Because the U.S. Military has some of the highest rape rates and most reprehensible policies for dealing with them.
Because women are bitches for saying no and sluts for saying yes. Because we are valued by how many or few cocks have been in our vaginas.
Because this is normal.
Because I don’t know a single woman who has not been harassed, derided, assaulted. Because I know many women and girls who have been raped. Because I’ve seen the long term, life long repercussions of sexual abuse.
Don’t tell me there isn’t a war on women. And don’t tell me the economy is more important than this. This barely scratches the surface.
Repeat after Soraya Chemaly: I am a woman and I have these human rights. The right to life. The right to privacy. The right to freedom. The right to bodily integrity. The right to decide when and how I reproduce.
MORE NOTES GODDAMN IT.
What I really can’t understand is, why are the women who are married or in relationships with the men who pass this shit legislation (most of whom are rich white heterosexual old men) not saying anything?
YOU’RE MARRIED TO THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOUCHEBAG.
Seriously. If I were married to a politician and he pulled shit like this I would divorce him in a new york minute. I don’t know why they hang on. No marriage vow should stand against being treated as a second class citizen because you have the physical capability that everyone wants to control. And if that’s what’s keeping you there and agreeing with the bullshit your husband is pulling over, then I hope to God you don’t have daughters.
I mean seriously. What?
Also, silly TF2chan anonymous person, sexual violence in pornography has always existed. Some people like it rough.
Fucking seriously. Nothing about Team Fortress is any kind of realistic. We have had alien babies, zombie invasions, genderbends via respawn errors but doktor doesn’t add in lube and its a crime. Christ.
What really gets me is the argument that was made against Ze Doktor’s personal experience, like they wouldn’t be aware of what happens when tab A is inserted into slot B wet. Then someone had to get snappish about how it just wasn’t logical, there would be tearing. It’s not realistic.
That is a stupid, stupid reason. I’ve heard arguments for realism in TF porn for ‘beginners’. What? I’m sorry if you’re learning about gay sex from fanfiction you have a problem. If the lack of lube took someone out of the story- as a few people confessed- that’s a different matter. That is a break with the fantasy that the fiction creates and is a problem.
The prevalent argument, however, was not for that break with the fantasy but for realism. I say to you, WHAT REALISM? In a world of hippie murdering Australians, children-abducting santas, a man who can utilize a rocket launcher to leap into the air and a paper mask that disguises who you are to everyone around you, I think we can forget the lube just this once. No really. It’s okay.
It wasn’t even a noob, either, it was Doktor, who knows their way around a story and the sex that goes with it. Lube was not handy, therefore it was not used and all turned out okay in the end. Logical. Apparently not.
I’m overreacting, I know. Doktor took it with grace. Still, it was a dumb thing on top of other dumb things that cements my idea that TF2chan is a nice place to visit- but I wouldn’t want to live there.