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yo-lady:

inimicaldolly:

novice-city:

lazyharpseal:

algrenion:

deliciouspineapple:

nightmer:

snakesareourfriends:

Queued: this is just adorable

What are you doing, tiny snake?

I WILL EAT THIS LEAF

LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS



I tried so hard and got so faaar, but in the end, it doesn’t even matterrrr

God bless him. 

Tiny snake is happy to see large leaf.

Snake stop eating that leaf. 
NEIN.
No snake really-
I WILL NEVER SURRENDER.
Okay fine I’m gonna put your picture on the internet and all your friends are gonna laugh at you.

yo-lady:

inimicaldolly:

novice-city:

lazyharpseal:

algrenion:

deliciouspineapple:

nightmer:

snakesareourfriends:

Queued: this is just adorable

What are you doing, tiny snake?

I WILL EAT THIS LEAF

LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS

I tried so hard and got so faaar, but in the end, it doesn’t even matterrrr

God bless him. 

Tiny snake is happy to see large leaf.

Snake stop eating that leaf. 

NEIN.

No snake really-

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER.

Okay fine I’m gonna put your picture on the internet and all your friends are gonna laugh at you.

speshul-needs-scout:

sexymedic:

cuddlyxmedics:

strawberryspy:

I made Medic!Loki, so then I made more. I also got kinda lazy towards the end (Soldier, Sniper, Admin :U)

Clearly I have nothing to do these days.

OH MY GOD.

very good

CAPTAIN SCOUT HELL YA

I still say Medic makes more sense as Nick Fury.

“Ja, I acknowledge zat ze council has reached a decision, but seeing as it is a dummkophf decision, I have elected to ignore it.”

nadapuesnada:

Ladies and gentlemen, Barnes and Noble.

Ladies and gentlemen
a customer put it back without looking or giving a shit. As is their normal modeus operandi. 

nadapuesnada:

Ladies and gentlemen, Barnes and Noble.

Ladies and gentlemen

a customer put it back without looking or giving a shit. As is their normal modeus operandi. 

so something hilarious occurs to me

Particularly when it comes to people being all ‘weh weh weh all powerful god my darling’ over Movie!Loki. 

So did you all notice

or did you like miss 

that part

where the Hulk

throws Loki around like a dog would a chewtoy?

Because if you didn’t understand that the whole purpose of that scene was to point out that without magic and trickery, Loki’s pretty much just a skinny douchebag who can be torn to shreds by a giant green rage monster or even a really determined guy with a gun

you should probably hand in your fancard.

I don’t know maybe you were all busy going “MY BABY” really loud or something.

moominboy:

moominboy:

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so i guess this is a post i made last night

I am reblogging this so I can show it to my roommate, whose entire party always died of dysentery.

bemy0neand0nly:

captainoinkers:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF IT’S LIKE

SHANG HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE BEAST

HE WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE SPELL

BUT
BUT

BUT

Looovveee triaannnggglleee

stepbackandfall:

hakaseheart:

realdiscoveriescomefromchaos:

playthetease:

I wish I had big boobies

Same.

…allow me to respectfully disagree.

er, trust me, you don’t want them. medium-sized, okay, but big? no.

LET ME WRITE FOR YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.

BACK PAIN.

THEY AREN’T PERKY. THAT’S A FUCKING LIE LET ME TELL YOU.

THEY SAG.

LIKE A MOFO.

AND YOU ARE WALKING AROUND WITH THESE HUGE SAGGY WEIGHTS ON YOUR CHEST THAT YOU HAVE TO ADJUST

ALL DAY

ALL

FUCKING

DAY

BECAUSE THEY DON’T STAY PUT LIKE LITTLE BOOBS DO OH NO

THEY GOTTA MOVE

THEY GOTTA RUN

THEY GONNA DANCE IF THEY WANT TO

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY’RE LIKE ‘WELL THIS WAS FUN’

AND YOU’RE LIKE ‘FUCK YOU MAN’

AND THEN YOU SLEEP IN A BRA

BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T

ONE PULLS TO THE LEFT

THE OTHER PULLS TO THE RIGHT

AND YOU WIND UP SPINNING CIRCLES ALL NIGHT LIKE A WIND TURBINE.

IT’S FUN. 

TRY IT.

okay I’m done with my all caps.

teratomarty:

cosmictuesdays:

Pangolins are such an unfortunately obscure mammal.

Pangoleeeen!

I find the way it is walking to be disproportionally creepy. like, it is running headlong into battle and should have a little saddle mounted on its back with a squirrel in it wearing a helmet.

Did I miss the memo that written porn about video game characters always has to be perfect and realistic?

blu-masonjar:

I mean seriously. What?

Also, silly TF2chan anonymous person, sexual violence in pornography has always existed. Some people like it rough.

Fucking seriously. Nothing about Team Fortress is any kind of realistic. We have had alien babies, zombie invasions, genderbends via respawn errors but doktor doesn’t add in lube and its a crime. Christ.

What really gets me is the argument that was made against Ze Doktor’s personal experience, like they wouldn’t be aware of what happens when tab A is inserted into slot B wet. Then someone had to get snappish about how it just wasn’t logical, there would be tearing. It’s not realistic.

That is a stupid, stupid reason. I’ve heard arguments for realism in TF porn for ‘beginners’. What? I’m sorry if you’re learning about gay sex from fanfiction you have a problem. If the lack of lube took someone out of the story- as a few people confessed- that’s a different matter. That is a break with the fantasy that the fiction creates and is a problem.

The prevalent argument, however, was not for that break with the fantasy but for realism. I say to you, WHAT REALISM? In a world of hippie murdering Australians, children-abducting santas, a man who can utilize a rocket launcher to leap into the air and a paper mask that disguises who you are to everyone around you, I think we can forget the lube just this once. No really. It’s okay.

It wasn’t even a noob, either, it was Doktor, who knows their way around a story and the sex that goes with it. Lube was not handy, therefore it was not used and all turned out okay in the end. Logical. Apparently not.

I’m overreacting, I know. Doktor took it with grace. Still, it was a dumb thing on top of other dumb things that cements my idea that TF2chan is a nice place to visit- but I wouldn’t want to live there.